My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by
your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and spherical eyes,
standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set,
but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes
at a deviation of theta radians
made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots,
which only you can solve
by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you,
extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions
but if I do so, you can integrate me.
- Pythagoras